60 minutes till the bedroom

Yes you all read right, 60 minutes till the bedroom baby, most guys hit the club the whole night and still manage to leave broke, beyond wasted and womanless. Don’t get me wrong there’s nothing wrong with partying all night, the main point is just doing right, Raspy figures style we call it.

60 minutes till bedroom is the shizz, you basically party for 60 minutes and leave with your babe straight to the room, in no more than 60 minutes. Before we continue you need to contain the following as a guy

·         Eye-catching hair

·         attractive clothes  

·         Magnetic charisma.

If you don’t have what was mentioned in the above, stop reading now. Never too late to start uploading or downloading your porn, just joking fellas. Please cancel that tab you were about to open.

Eye catching hair

There’s a big difference between having eye catching hair and looking like, Jay West or Djibril Cisse. Keep it simple where by you just arouse a lady the right way.

Certainly not raspy

Attractive clothes

Everybody knows you need to rock 100’s when it comes to outfits, women get weakened by clothes no jokes. Keep it very stylish and on the mark.

Charisma

I can’t teach anybody about charisma, you either packed with it or you not. Just know confidence is of the essence and being funny is essential that’s all I can say.

Main event

The main event is the 60 minutes till the bedroom, always have a crew when you hit the club, a minimum of two beautiful girls. So people can know it’s not a gang bang.

Before hitting the club, make sure you have the traits mentioned in the above: Eye catching hair, attractive clothes and charisma. So you enter the club with your crew, the minute you in, all eyes are on you for a few seconds, so don’t waste time. Put on a cool smile to get noticed, scan for a hot girl at the bar. When this is done, remember eye contact is vital, she will look at you no doubt if you are swaging. Break the eye contact and look uninterested. She will go mad for you trust me. Find a crew and pop bottles. At this stage some girls will be too memorized and will attempt to join, invite them kindly. Forget about the other girl you first saw, start drinking with the new bees. Make them comfortable like they family for like 20 minutes. At this point they will do whatever, to turn up the night with you guys. Since you the MC you make it clear that it’s going to happen at your house or whoevers house from the raspy figures crew, and that they must come cause it’s going down, which they will do, excuse the pun. Off you go to the after party. A maximum of 20 minutes would have gone till the venue, which sums up 40 minutes. Then for the next 20 minutes dance, lay your mac down and park the bus straight to your room.  If your math’s is good you can add this up to 60 minutes till the bedroom b****. If girls didn’t approach your table, then it’s not the end of the world, you still got the girl that you laid eyes on at the bar. Head to the bar buy a posh drink, start drinking, automatically she will speak to you, well most of the time, if she doesn’t start up the conversation with something interesting like

You: Hey whatsup! You good?

Girl: Um… hello am fine (Don’t be intimidated by her frowning, she just flattered you approached her.)

You: Can I ask you a very serious question?

Girl: Sure why not

You: Well um… if me and you were stranded somewhere like in a dessert, and an extremely poisonous snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out to save my life.

Girl: Hahahahaha… you are crazy

Bingo you are in no problem. Change the subject to something more interesting for like 5 minutes, invite her to your mad raspy table, without hesitation she will come. Now same thing like before make her comfortable for like 15 minutes remember you the MC still or rather the situation. Mention the after party at your house or whoever’s house. Head to the crib have a raspy hella time for approximately half an hour then device a plan to take her to the room. Initiate the plan which should take 10 minutes maximum and off you go to the bedroom. Now can hear it again for 60 minutes till the bedroom, yeah don’t worry I heard you all.