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Top 10 ugliest footballers

For quite some time, I and my mates have been arguing a lot about who is the ugliest football player in the world, from the past and now in the modern era. With some major analysis, I came up with a list and here it is…

 

10. Jose Bosingwa

In the era of the metro-sexual man, there is no excuse for a monobrow. I’m sure many QPR fans would like him to pluck off… I mean pluck it off, some say he should be way up the list, but being the 10^th ugliest football player, is still pretty shit too right??

 

 

9. Michael Reiziger

Although Michael achieved a lot during his footballing career e.g. wining the champions league he still remains trophy less from the neck above, although taking his bottom lip into account that’s one trophy.

8. Dirk Kuyt

 

The Dutch forward has a habit of scaring the defences he comes up against, not because of his footballing abilities, but rather due to his unconventional face…

 

 

7. Ramires

Some of Ramirez’s closest friends have stepped forward and anonymously exposed his real age 38, could this be true, it certainly looks like it.

 

 

 

6. Bafetimbi Gomis

 

Although Gomis’s girlfriend is one of the most sexiest women I have recently seen, she still wakes up in the morning turns around in bed looks at Bafetimbi and starts questioning some of the decisions she’s made like wtf (what the f***) was I thinking. But hey money is money right we all have different ways of getting money hers is through Gomis dark navy blue skin color.

 

 

5. Carlos Tevez

One of the greatest finishers, to grace the league, but also one of the most offensive faces to disturb it. Don’t be deceived by his cute little children.

 

 

4. Joleon Lescott

This man brought the most controversy, some say he should be top 3, but there are some certain players who would make Lescott look like a male model if he was around them.

 

 

 

N.B: I advise my readers to do some extra work and Google image the top 4 ugliest football players, theirs a tie in number one. It’s that close ladies and gentlemen.

 

 

3. Franck Ribery

Y’all where getting very impatient wondering where this ugly lad is and why he isn’t number one, although the scar is a very terrible accident Ribery took the cake easily 3 or 4 years ago for being the ugliest athlete, but there’s some new recruits.

 

 

2. Iain Dowie

 

Perhaps the ugliest player to grace the English game has been Iain Dowie. The ex-West Ham, QPR and Southampton veteran is definitely the definition of ugly. He seriously looks like the Hill Billie’s from Hills have eyes.

 

DRUM ROLL!!!

 

 

Shaun Goater

Probably one of the ugliest football players I have ever seen play in my life, the man’s very lucky to even have a Wikipedia information account.

 

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Hendry Thomas

No comment even the English commentators never said anything when he held the ball, it’s so bad that Wikipedia have written his “supposed” age is 27, the man takes the number one spot together with his fellow “twin” Shaun Goater. F*** Thomas is ugly.

 

Please if you have uglier players, or you’re not happy with the list, please comment.

 

Irrelevance

Indeed, indeed it’s been very long since I last posted, but the truth is, there was just nothing relevant around me worth talking about. The summer is almost coming to an end, and a truly bitter end. The gorgeous foreign ladies have all disappeared. It’s very sad and we are all trying to come to grips with it. The ugly winter is approaching, that means everyone is inside, the sunset clock’s at around 3:00 in the afternoon and the females are all going to be covered up like Arabian women, they are all trying to keep warm is the excuse. My bed is warmer than all the clothes you have on girl I promise, and you know what else happens in bed that could keep you warm… Alright this is turning into a conversation, engaging with my readers is of the utmost importance, so let’s get back on track. Being normal and staying in your own bubble seriously narrow’s down mouthwatering opportunities. Being wild and crazy makes everything and around you alive and hype so…

 

It’s the 21^st of September, shit has it been that long since I last posted, alright the truth is. I was to god damn lazy to do shit, no motivation at all. Some days were just so gloomy and sad so inrooms (It’s meant to be indoors but I dropped the doors cause I f****** can, and cause I was also in my room in those some days.) Was just the ideal way to go. I would turn on the t.v once or twice and turn it off again cause everything was just coming crashing down on the news bombs, riot, floods shit I lost count at all the fucked up shit that’s happening around us, um… fun fact: Did any of you know that news actually stood for north, east, west and south pretty dope and simple right, genius in fact. Oh yeah whatever happened to that, c*** kony, you know the guy who turns kids into soldiers. Yeah, yeah I know its random but I run across this so it reminded me of him.

 

Yo, you sure that shit is chronic?? (Am guessing that’s what he asked him in his native language.)

 

Anyway, times up. Need to start thinking of something to write for my next post. Again readers sorry for the wait.

Eat, Shit, Drink and Fuck

Lately eating, shitting, game of throning season 3 (Just pulling your leg.), drinking and fucking have been my thematic concern. Done nothing else apart from the above. Some may sum it up as rotting, others living it up so lavishly. I call it being influenced by popular culture. Like for instance watching the game of thrones season 3 (pulling your leg again), since everyone has been gassing the series up I have been influenced by society, it’s like peer pressure I guess, but good peer pressure if theirs even such a phrase. It’s the summer and its beyond hot 44 ͦC, occasionally we hit the beach but after the exotic beach session, you get very dark, since I’  am a chocolate toned young man, I get very dark. I’ am almost looking like this.

 

Okay, no but you get the point right.

 

Is it wrong to just eat, shit, drink and fuck. Back in the days, formidable Kings use to do this. So I guess I should consider myself a “Formidable king”, I mean am keeping it so classic drinking wine and whiskey only. You know the high life, first class. In fact I’ am a formidable king fornicating with the most gorgeous European females, an international collaboration Slovakian, Swedish even Armenia females for heaven sakes. So I guess just eating, shitting, game of throning season 3 (Pulling you guy’s legs again for pit sakes, and you readers are still falling for it.), drinking and fucking is simply just the way to go.

 

Dainty much

Sitting on these plastic chairs, so comfortable listening to Frank Ocean the channel orange album, crack rock being the song exactly. Ice tea on my left with a pinch of vodka, slightly buzzed and writing from the top of my head. A moment I would trade for none, gorgeous ladies coming out of the Nepintepo. It’s now your duty to find out what Nepintepo means one clue it’s Greek. Its 2:38 on the dot only three apartments, looking so lively. The one guy in the other apartment is watching a porno, I ‘am being dead serious, the second apartment has a bastard, beating on his wife and their child is witnessing it all. the last apartment has a girl I just met. She's on her balcony reading my blog on her T.V and in HD so inspired and can’t wait to post. Just from the corner of my eye, I can see three chaps keeping it real rolling tobacco the traditional way. Now am listening to the song monks, getting an indescribable feeling, the music is truly hitting me.  As a wise man once said, when the music hits you, truly you feel no pain. Something along those lines I think. “Wake up and live” Bob Marley once said and am living along those lines. Did you know the mind is the most powerful tool one has, so gentlemen and ladies use it wisely. Hope you all enjoyed reading what was on my mind, it’s been a fascinating journey love you all.

The Black Astronaut

At this very moment, everything is white. White tables, white people white tunes and an all-white theme. The only black guy around, feeling like a real outsider. Trying to adapt with this new foreign language I hear, which is beyond irritating. Women eyeing me like I ‘am the first black astronaut. Quite funny but am digging the attention. Some food for thought, I don’t know what to say next. Wait hold on now I do, finally this people see that am actually not an alien, in fact am very similar to them. They begin to make conversation. Feeling part of it now, the actual situation. The black astronaut strolling on the moon, is that a surprising image? Yes too many, in fact to all. Just linger on it for a second “A black astronaut”. Weird right, yeah that’s how I pretty much felt. Finally back to the apartment, one with the brothers no homo. Off to bed I go, need to stop writing before I confuse you all.

“ The Black Astronaut.”

Rarity

On the edge of the balcony

Street lights unfolding me

Though the darkness in between expressing my true feelings.

ANGER

Car after car,

Motorcycle after motor cycle,

The cacophonous sounds ravaging my brain.

Traffic signs on every corner.

Traffic lights just ahead of me.

Showing green at all times.

Allowing me to continue,

I now see red, my time is up.