Top 10 ugliest footballers

For quite some time, I and my mates have been arguing a lot about who is the ugliest football player in the world, from the past and now in the modern era. With some major analysis, I came up with a list and here it is…

 

10. Jose Bosingwa

In the era of the metro-sexual man, there is no excuse for a monobrow. I’m sure many QPR fans would like him to pluck off… I mean pluck it off, some say he should be way up the list, but being the 10^th ugliest football player, is still pretty shit too right??

 

 

9. Michael Reiziger

Although Michael achieved a lot during his footballing career e.g. wining the champions league he still remains trophy less from the neck above, although taking his bottom lip into account that’s one trophy.

8. Dirk Kuyt

 

The Dutch forward has a habit of scaring the defences he comes up against, not because of his footballing abilities, but rather due to his unconventional face…

 

 

7. Ramires

Some of Ramirez’s closest friends have stepped forward and anonymously exposed his real age 38, could this be true, it certainly looks like it.

 

 

 

6. Bafetimbi Gomis

 

Although Gomis’s girlfriend is one of the most sexiest women I have recently seen, she still wakes up in the morning turns around in bed looks at Bafetimbi and starts questioning some of the decisions she’s made like wtf (what the f***) was I thinking. But hey money is money right we all have different ways of getting money hers is through Gomis dark navy blue skin color.

 

 

5. Carlos Tevez

One of the greatest finishers, to grace the league, but also one of the most offensive faces to disturb it. Don’t be deceived by his cute little children.

 

 

4. Joleon Lescott

This man brought the most controversy, some say he should be top 3, but there are some certain players who would make Lescott look like a male model if he was around them.

 

 

 

N.B: I advise my readers to do some extra work and Google image the top 4 ugliest football players, theirs a tie in number one. It’s that close ladies and gentlemen.

 

 

3. Franck Ribery

Y’all where getting very impatient wondering where this ugly lad is and why he isn’t number one, although the scar is a very terrible accident Ribery took the cake easily 3 or 4 years ago for being the ugliest athlete, but there’s some new recruits.

 

 

2. Iain Dowie

 

Perhaps the ugliest player to grace the English game has been Iain Dowie. The ex-West Ham, QPR and Southampton veteran is definitely the definition of ugly. He seriously looks like the Hill Billie’s from Hills have eyes.

 

DRUM ROLL!!!

 

 

Shaun Goater

Probably one of the ugliest football players I have ever seen play in my life, the man’s very lucky to even have a Wikipedia information account.

 

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Hendry Thomas

No comment even the English commentators never said anything when he held the ball, it’s so bad that Wikipedia have written his “supposed” age is 27, the man takes the number one spot together with his fellow “twin” Shaun Goater. F*** Thomas is ugly.

 

Please if you have uglier players, or you’re not happy with the list, please comment.